Plenty to keep you amused!
Freedom to Imagine
If ignorance is prison that incarcerates the mind,
Then surely education is the key for those confined.
Inspiring books unlock the gates – imaginations freed…
How darkness bursts to colour when we open books and READ!
Closed minds prefer to see things in black and white…
Liberated thinkers tend to see in glorious colour.
When tiny sparks ignite a flame to flash, flare and spellbind,
Lit words upon the page explode gunpowder of the mind.
Just light the fuse, just read the words, just hear the laughs and screams,
Just taste the tears, just feel the power… LET BOOKS UNLOCK YOUR DREAMS.
(From Tickling with Words )
Words (carefully-chosen, refined, re-written, crafted & distilled) may not change the world but they might just change minds – even presidents’ or terrorists’…
After all, OPEN BOOKS OPEN MINDS!
From the sublime to the riddly-diculous… here’s comic verse to share for a giggle on National Poetry Day. Happy ESCAPING with words…
“What a wonderful book, full of fun and optimism. Very creative and how tickled I am to have it!” Sir Ken Dodd OBE (One Boiled Egg)
Shsh… it’s a secret – but if you’re already thinking about Christmas presents to make you cringe, groan and giggle, then here’s a quick heads-up as to what’s on the way…
Also on its way is a must for anyone interested in wildlife…
“I love sharing poetry with children and this chunky hardback book with its colourful pages would make a perfect gift to encourage children to enjoy poetry. Packed with ridiculous rhymes and gut-busting gags all set in scenarios familiar to children, from Trick and Treat to school assemblies, these are perfect for reading aloud. The book is a great introduction to poetry as children cannot fail to respond to the humour and light-hearted approach. The poems are perfectly set off by Stef Murphy’s colourful illustrations”.
From ‘PARENTS IN TOUCH‘
Time to flex those chuckle muscles…
Yes, the first of my ‘Truly Foul & Cheesy Jokes & Facts‘ books are now out – with another 6 to hit the world later in the year. Get ready to laugh and learn!
Thanks to ‘PARENTS IN TOUCH‘ for some nice reviews…
History Jokes and Facts (Truly Foul & Cheesy) History is far from boring in this hilarious, fact-packed joke book which will have young readers laughing as they are learning. And that’s the real point – there is so much to be learnt through this humorous approach, and the way the information is presented means it is very memorable. It features dozens of gut-busting gags that children can share with their friends, themed around the gross and gruesome aspects of history, along with bite-sized information about the topics covered – and plenty of hilarious illustrations. Prepare to hear lots of grizzly and gruesome facts!
Science Jokes and Facts (Truly Foul & Cheesy Joke Book) Books like this are brilliant to encourage children to read – just leave a copy lying around and they won’t be able to resist dipping in; and once they do, they will be hooked! There are plenty of unpleasant things in science, from the horrible death of astronomer Tycho Brahe to the top ten odd habits of Nikola Tesla; no, I’m not telling – you’ll have to get your own copy of the book to find out! The humour is blended with plenty of factual information which children will absorb as they enjoy the book, increasing their interest in and knowledge of science.
Animal Jokes and Facts (Truly Foul & Cheesy Joke Book) Another fascinating blend of joke and fact, perfect to give children plenty of quotable quotes. Riddles, jokes long and short, and plenty of interesting facts combine with hilarious illustrations to offer children plenty of laughs on every page, whilst increasing their knowledge about wildlife. A series which children are going to love.
We hope you’ll ALL love ’em!
So far, this Summer Term has been sizzling. The wonderful primary school in the village of Stokeinteignhead (quite a mouthful and however do they learn to spell it?) was a brilliant place to visit and I think Class 2’s jokes were even cheesier than mine! A big thanks for such enthusiasm and all the fun.
John Ferneley College in Melton Mowbray has a buzzing little library where I met some delighful characters for workshops, then spoke to the whole of Year 7, 8 and 9 in the auditorium. Guess what – they taught me a new word: ephebiphobia. Apparently, it’s the fear of teenagers. Fortunately, the teens of JF aren’t tooo scary!
Student, Zack said, “I was impressed with John Townsend, he was very entertaining. I liked it because his books have lots of factual information and it was interesting when he explained how he writes his stories. His new book “The Stone Balancer” looks really thrilling and I can’t wait to read it. I also liked the interactive sessions with the code-breaking exercises.”
Sandhu said, “I was sat near the front of the stage and when John Townsend was telling one of his spider stories he pounced and made me jump, it was really funny. I was fascinated and I want to read all his books. I bought a signed copy of one of his joke books.”
“I had the opportunity to take part in John Townsend’s presentation and his work shop. John’s workshop was inspiring, he really understood both the interests and the needs of the children taking part, John enabled some students who find English particularly hard to develop their confidence and skills in creative writing, I would definitely recommend him to others”.
Another said,” John Townsend was absolutely brilliant. He worked his magic on students who are normally reluctant to engage, they joined in fully and were actually using their imagination. They were sucked in by the way John Townsend expressed his stories and his hypnotic presence. It was a fun way of learning for the students, he was totally inspirational.”
It was then a quick dash down the M5 to Maidenhill School in Gloucestershire to meet years 7-9 and enjoy the company of the fantastic English department and busy school library. Thanks for the great welcome and for insisting on a photograph by the red phone box at the foot of the stairs, which I’m convinced is Maidenhill’s very own Tardis because the minute I stepped inside, I was back home.
Just when you thought it was safe to head down to the beach…
Click on the cover of The Stone Balancer below for a video trailer to whisk you off to the seaside in summer… and a mysterious tale.
Join us for a paddle by the pier… but beware of the stones!
What a scintillatingly scientifically splendiferous Science Week it’s been in Essex again this year. Year 7s at Great Baddow High School were sparking and on form as we dabbled in the wacky world of wow science and what a great bunch Year 5s from Larkrise School and Beehive Lane School were. Thanks for a great time and for the fantastic creative writing from 7B!
Then it was off to Sweyne Park School in Rayleigh (my tenth year, no less) to meet yet more sparky, sizzly and buzzy year 7s as we explored ‘Beastly Science’ and how animals are inspiring the world of robotics, medicine and cutting-edge technology. But yes, we also dipped into foul and cheesy jokes/facts from my new books – out any time soon. Thanks to all for groaning politely and another great welcome in your FAB library.
Click on the covers to find them on AMAZON, as well as 2 brand new ‘ANIMAL GIFT BOOKS’ out very soon.
Once again, like all those mad March hares, children’s writers have been leaping up and down the land for World Book Day. For me, this has been World Book WEEK, hopping up and down the country to meet hundreds (actually, well over a thousand) enthusiastic readers in fantastic school libraries.
First up was Kennet School in Thatcham, where I was delighted to return for a couple of days to the massively impressive library (with super-efficient library staff running a wow Book Week). Year 5s dropped in, as well as all year 7s and a fair few year 8s who shared many a spooky tale to help my research. I warned them I might give them nightmares – but they ended up scaring me! My new book THE STONE BALANCER tempted a fair few readers so do let me know what you think when you’ve read it.
Next I dropped in once again to The Chase School in Malvern for workshops in the very posh library. Years 7 and 9 shared some amazing yarns and we delved into some weird and wonderful ‘tales of the unexplained.’ Thanks for a great welcome.
For World Book Day I was back for my fourth visit to the SPLENDIFERABULOUS Parks Primary in Leicester. Once more, the outfits were amazing and thanks for humouring me as I tested out some of my cheesy jokes from my forthcoming series. We even dabbled in the world of sharks and the ‘humungusalodon’. The writing from Year 6 in the workshop on Operation Code-Cracker was astounding so thanks for having me back for WBD 2017.
To finish off the week I was back next door at the FANTASTILASTIC Stokes Wood Primary in Leicester. Our ‘Crazy Creatures’ theme was great fun and years 3 & 4 were brilliant when we went on another outrageous LION HUNT – you were brilliant. The school was buzzing with even more enthusiasm and the year 5 writing group did some amazing imaginative work – a big thanks to all. A fabuous end to a perfect week!
So… where to next? Back on the road soon…
‘A first-class read, full of adventure and ultimate hope – a real page-turner! A remarkable murder mystery with all sorts of ramifications. Not for the overly sensitive or vulnerable. I particularly liked the ending… Great stuff!’
Raven books is an imprint of Ransom Publishing, focusing on Young Adult fiction. The imprint was launched in 2016 and has a growing range of fiction titles from well-known authors such as Malcolm Rose, Rosemary Hayes, Jill Atkins and Barbara Catchpole.
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Get ready for a real mix of new titles over the next few months. There’ll be fiction, comic verse and wacky nonfiction with plenty of jokes. First up is a murder mystery novel set by the sea. Just when you thought it was safe to go down the cliff path to the beach and collect some stones…
Look out for The Stone Balancer from Raven – available from February.
What a great time it’s been on these chilly dark mornings, braving howling gales, lashing downpours and an iced-up car to get to fantastic schools chock-a-block with keen readers and sizzling librarians.
A big THANKS to Brixham Primary School for an awesome day of stories with Years 5 & 6. What a great school, with a delightfully cosy library. Then came Tor Bridge High School in Plymouth with its megamazing library and megastonishing librarian! Sorry I arrived like a drowned rat, having had a bit of a fight with Storm Angus (I lost). Next came Cotham School in Bristol (my fifth visit) with fantastic goings-on with year 7 Reading Champions. Then it was a quick zoom up the motorway to Bellfield Junior School in Birmingham where I’m always impressed by Year 6 writers. They’re also into Accelerated Reader so I was more than happy to deliver a few of my books before crossing Birmingham to the fabulous Redhill Primary School and the absolutely delightful Class 3. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve returned to this lovely school so thank you for another warm welcome on a frosty day (at least it wasn’t snowing this time).
I was able to tell everyone about my new adventure story – finally published at last! Strangers on a Plane is now available as a ‘fast read’ to quicken the pulse and race the heart – so you may need to have a lie down after reading of Toby’s scary antics at Paris Airport. Try not to have too many nightmares but sit back and enjoy a very Happy READING Christmas and I hope to see you in the New Year!
To find out more of latest titles, take a peep at my AMAZON PAGE here
Hey – guess what… November is far more than the month of winds, mist, rain, fireworks and American elections. It’s NATIONAL NON-FICTION NOVEMBER (applause, cheers, cymbals, dancers and squeals of delight) when writers of information books get even more excited than usual. We celebrate the WOW books that give us Windows On Worlds Of Wonder (WOWOW!) Take a look at all the brilliant articles/blogs by clicking on this link .
If you like your information books with plenty of yuck and gross, peppered with wacky jokes, limericks and sizzling in cheesiness, then look out for my new series out in 2017 from the fabulicious Book House. Enjoy!