More Foul and Cheesy Facts & Jokes titles are on their way in 2018, including one for next Christmas!
‘Tis the season to be jolly
Till you sit down on the holly.
Brushing prickles from your undies
Often takes a month of Sundays.
All the seasonal romance
Gets lost with holly in your pants.
Look away when, on all-fours
Nan displays her sparkly drawers.
You won’t believe what just fell out…
Tinsel, crisps and half a sprout!
Look out for PIRATES in the New Year
Taking all this research into piratey tales a bit too far, I’ve now had a leg removed to play Long John Silver in pantomime in January. Here I am in Treasure Island…